Total Medals Earned: 81 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,170 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (160/160 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/220 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat the game in under 10 minutes
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Beat the game in under 1 minute
Medals Earned: 12/16 (65/90 points)
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"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 6/13 (30/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Watch all animations
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Check Out The Credits!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/290 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/180 points)
Collect an apple
Score over 25
Score over 100
SCORE OVER 1K
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN?
COMPLETE THE STORY
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/270 points)
Reach level 5
Find the old structure
Kill the Demogorgon
Reach level 9
Finish without taking damage
Win without spending gold
Find every armor
Find every weapon